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@future said ↗Did you ever have sex in a hospital room ? Lmao I did once Reminds me of this joke:A woman patient in a hospital had been in a coma for a number of years. Each day a nurse gave her a bed bath. One day while washing her private parts she notices that the monitor shows an increase in heart rate.Therate.LongThe nurse tells a Doctor, and the doctorHe considers the results and calls her husband. When he arrives the Doctor suggests that oral sex may help. The husband agrees and they pull the curtain around the bed for privacy.30 minutes later the monitor shows her heart and breathing has stopped, then she flatlines and is obviously dead. The Dr rushes in and asks the husband what happened, he looks at the doctor and says "I don't know, maybe she choked."
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Did you ever have sex in a hospital room ? Lmao I did once

Reminds me of this joke:

A woman patient in a hospital had been in a coma for a number of years. Each day a nurse gave her a bed bath. One day while washing her private parts she notices that the monitor shows an increase in heart rate.
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The nurse tells a Doctor, He considers the results and calls her husband. When he arrives the Doctor suggests that oral sex may help. The husband agrees and they pull the curtain around the bed for privacy.
30 minutes later the monitor shows her heart and breathing has stopped, then she flatlines and is obviously dead. The Dr rushes in and asks the husband what happened, he looks at the doctor and says "I don't know, maybe she choked."

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Did you ever have sex in a hospital room ? Lmao I did once

Reminds me of this joke:A woman patient in a hospital had been in a coma for a number of years. Each day a nurse gave her a bed bath. One day while washing her private parts she notices that the monitor shows an increase in heart rate.

The nurse tells a Doctor, and the doctor considers the results and calls her husband.

When he arrives the Doctor suggests that oral sex may help. The husband agrees and they pull the curtain around the bed for privacy.30 minutes later the monitor shows her heart and breathing has stopped, then she flatlines and is obviously dead.

The Dr rushes in and asks the husband what happened, he looks at the doctor and says "I don't know, maybe she choked."