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@gumby said ↗@tourists24 FUMay you learn to play a musical instrument in your retirement. But instead of the pan flute you’ll be playing the man’s flute
3d ago
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@gumby said ↗@tourists24 FUMay your chili recipe be filled with opossum meat
12d ago
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@gumby said ↗Does that woek on your vagina?No,,,,, but my girlfriend's name is Rosy Palm....
16d ago
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@gumby said ↗@tourists24 FUMay you realize now that cold weather is starting to set in, that if you put a packet of hot hands in your pants, you can reduce tha…
16d ago
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@gumby said ↗@tourists24FUMay Little Miss Muffett make fun of how small your tuffet is when she sits on it
25d ago
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@gumby said ↗@tourists24 FUNow that you’re retired may you change your screen name from Gumby to Muffintop
27d ago
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@gumby said ↗@tourists24 FUMay you mix your Viagra with muscle relaxers,,,, then you'll be Gumby with a Pokey
1mo ago
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@gumby said ↗@tourists24 FUMay you be the one that blows Little Boy Blue's horn
1mo ago
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@gumby said ↗@tourists24 FUMay Paul Bunyan make you his new “Babe”
1mo ago
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@oldngray said ↗The whole trial has been a big clown showShe'll never serve prison time
1mo ago
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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTUdyCTWV/
1mo ago
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@johney said ↗Right up @gumby alley…..a 6’ That cock isn't big enough for him
1mo ago
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Taco Bell lettuce..... the new weight loss program
1mo ago
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@unionstrong said ↗Kinfolk?no,,,,,,,, but I could imagine them in a threesome with a cousin?
1mo ago
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@unionstrong said ↗View on InstagramOf course that would be in my neck of the woods.... lol
1mo ago
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@gumby said ↗@tourists24 FUMay you hit the beach this week in your retirement swimsuit
1mo ago
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@gumby said ↗I know you will vote for me.Only if you also ask the question on campaign: "Is you penis better off than it was 4 years ago?"
2mo ago
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@gumby said ↗@tourists24 FUMay you run for political office now that you're retired....... you'd already have your perfect slogan "May there be a penis in ever…
2mo ago
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@gumby said ↗@tourists24. FUMay you Knick knack paddy wack your dog’s bone
2mo ago
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@gumby said ↗@tourists24 FUMay your next meal come only after you stuff the food in your shorts and go for a run....... crotch pot cooking
2mo ago
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@gumby said ↗@tourists24 FUMay you have to live the Dave Ramsey plan….. beans and rice, beans and rice
2mo ago
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@gumby said ↗@tourists24 FUMay you call in to the radio station with your legendary penis pepper recipe
2mo ago
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@gumby said ↗@tourists24 @future says FUmay your shuttlecock get caught in his net
2mo ago
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@gumby said ↗@tourists24 FUMay you pick your friends….. may you pick your nose…. But when you pick your friend’s nose please keep your erection discreet
3mo ago
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@gumby said ↗@tourists24 FUMay you only stuff your pineapples with food,,,,, not your junk
3mo ago
