It’s so great, send all the Haitians back home then.
It's not...TTKU
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-injuns-are-a-comin-cries-billie-eilish-loading-musket-to-defend-home-from-tribe-of-redskins
'The Injuns Are A-Comin!' Cries Billie Eilish Loading Musket To Defend Home From Tribe Of Redskins
"According to sources, American singer-songwriter Billie Eilish successfully defended her land from members of the Tongva Tribe, an indigenous people native to the LA basin, who claim her home is built on their land.
"The Injuns are a comin'!" Eilish reportedly warned her team of butlers as wild savages appeared on the horizon. "We gotta' defend the homestead from these redskins!"
Eilish, who recently claimed that no one is illegal on stolen land, has been forced to fend off numerous attacks from local Native American peoples who demanded she "walk the talk" and give up the land she stole from them. A traveling writer by the name of Owen Miller reportedly saw the whole thing and was first to report on it to local authorities. He has since written a firsthand account of what he calls a "righteous battle" in his new book Wildflower: The Struggle of Billie the Eilish.
According to Miller, Eilish cried aloud, "I own this land by rights! I signed the deed with my sweat and blood!" as she clubbed a savage with her musket. "I didn't see your name on it, blanket head!"


It has been documented that these same Indians who claim the land was stolen from them, also stole the land from another Indian Tribe.
It has been documented that these same Indians who claim the land was stolen from them, also stole the land from another Indian Tribe.

It has been documented that these same Indians who claim the land was stolen from them, also stole the land from another Indian Tribe.
They all did it
They all did it
They took slaves, they massacred women and children, they raped and tortured. Just like everyone else, imagine that. Everyone makes them out to be saints.
They took slaves, they massacred women and children, they raped and tortured. Just like everyone else, imagine that. Everyone makes them out to be saints.
That was their culture.
If a warrior wanted a wife , he would kidnap her from another tribe.
Killing and stealing were how they operated.
That was their culture.
If a warrior wanted a wife , he would kidnap her from another tribe.
Killing and stealing were how they operated.
Savages
That was their culture.
If a warrior wanted a wife , he would kidnap her from another tribe.
Killing and stealing were how they operated.
Did women who were already in the warrior’s tribe hope to be kidnapped by another tribe if they wanted to get married?
Did women who were already in the warrior’s tribe hope to be kidnapped by another tribe if they wanted to get married?
I’m guessing no.
Did women who were already in the warrior’s tribe hope to be kidnapped by another tribe if they wanted to get married?
Makes one wonder just how ugly his tribal women were.
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