Kissing cousins?
2nd cousins are fair game
Corner Irish Bar
My loopmate called me he said "what's the code to your old folks home?"
I said you must gotta take a shit don't you? He said "how'd you know!?" 🤣
2nd cousins are fair game
Oh yeah 100% it's not even blood related at that point. I've fucked like 50 second cousins.
I swear I'm gonna get fired.I told a supervisor I'd fuck her better than her weak ass boyfriendI thought it'd be a turn on... Nope.. Big mistake
Was she a Korean?
Was she a Korean?
Japanese and Mexican. My boy always says "here comes the mexican samurai!" She looks white tho.
Oh yeah 100% it's not even blood related at that point. I've fucked like 50 second cousins.
Was going to but not worth it for just one day
My homie texted me my route had 184 stops. So looks like a good decision.. Plus if I don't go to work I can't get fired!
Gonna go out on a limb here and say next year at this time you won’t be employed by UPS
That's the one I told yesterday I can fuck her better than her fat supervisor boyfriend. She's hot af and he's like 14 years older than her. I'm her same age and handsome. She's dumb af
He is so much less of an asshole after he started getting some pussy, don't you ruin it
He is so much less of an asshole after he started getting some pussy, don't you ruin it
It's fine bruh. I already had it. I just want it again. I'm a horny ass mf.
But come on...look at him and then look at me... Let's be serious here.
Unloader crushed between door and backing trailer in burtonsville this week.
Grievance check coming soon
Beer money
I got one yesterday. Only $212 but still I'm gonna keep filing. Tired of these bullshit dispatches
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