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So, basically, UPS saved your life? lol

I was heading to prison or the cemetery before I met my wife. She’s one tough little cat. 🐈 She’s the only one on the planet that I can’t say no to. Lol.

😆😆😆

Circles on the back of the hand…

He was in some ways a useful idiot and he had a much more cheerful disposition than your average supervisor, i actually wasn't that bothered by him. But he was definitely weird. And clueless.

You read that fuckin Dead Sea scroll?

I prefer not to look at it that way. UPS is a means to an end, there are other means to the same end. I just got lucky or unlucky depending how you look at it in that my first plan was UPS and it worked out.

I post quality content, unlike @gumby who posts quantity content

It was a joke. Lol

TLDR

I'm going on my younger brothers bachelor trip this weekend and haven't decided yet if I should play the role of the voice of reason or the drunkest guy there. Your suggestion?

You post shit

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A little later than I wanted. Next day airs out my ass today.

💩

Fuck off.

Fuck off homo.

He is

Stay silent, lest you fracture the relationship. Unless you don’t care, then make a spectacle.