Yup. I was fucking the asian bitch again yesterday and then she caught me texting a latina from my route after we just finished fucking. She got so mad started screaming. I was like oh god.. Shut up!! You're not hot enough to be screaming at me . I said you're a receptionist at a dentist office... Relax
I think we should start a betting pool on which one of your love interests finally ends up killing you.
There's this one mf here who looks like the Crypt Keeper. George. I think I'm the next George
My homie George does every job possible. Air driver, car wash, local sort. I'm like damn George is gonna die on the job. It he gets any skinnier he's gonna disappear
There's this one mf here who looks like the Crypt Keeper. George. I think I'm the next George
My homie George does every job possible. Air driver, car wash, local sort. I'm like damn George is gonna die on the job. It he gets any skinnier he's gonna disappear
Make it while you are young so you don't have to do it when you ate older
I was just watching gay midget guy porn and my driver buddy called me. Took up the whole screen and paused the video "Bryan has a boner for you!" I was like ahh you motherfucker. Instant limp dick.
I was just watching porn and my driver buddy called me. Took up the whole screen and paused the video "Bryan is calling you!" I was like ahh you motherfucker. Instant limp dick.
When I was on a road trip with some buddies in West Virginia we tried to but some beer early in the morning, We didn't know they couldn't sell any until later.
... but the good old boys looked at the clock and said close enough.
When I was on a road trip with some buddies in West Virginia we tried to but some beer early in the morning, We didn't know they couldn't sell any until later.
... but the good old boys looked at the clock and said close enough.
I was just watching porn and my driver buddy called me. Took up the whole screen and paused the video "Bryan is calling you!" I was like ahh you motherfucker. Instant limp dick.