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I got whiskey D! I went for an hour as opposed to my normal 2 minutes! For some inexplicable reason my wife wasn't happy... I'm sleeping on the couch!
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I got whiskey D! I went for an hour as opposed to my normal 2 minutes! For some inexplicable reason my wife wasn't happy... I'm sleeping on the couch!
Get used to it
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I got whiskey D! I went for an hour as opposed to my normal 2 minutes! For some inexplicable reason my wife wasn't happy... I'm sleeping on the couch!
Ahahahha been there. Normally I just give up after I few minutes. I'm like "it's not gonna happen"
One time I was fucking this smoke show Brazilian chick and she started crying.. She said "nobody's ever not been able to get hard for me!!" š
I said."Well guess what bitch!?"
But luckily I my shits been on point lately. Shout out to Blue Chew man. They should fucking sponsor me. I'll wear a patch on my UPS Uniform or some shit.
National Doughnut Day. Go bring some in for your management team.
Free donut day is like friggen Christmas for the Feedah department!!
Go fuck yourself and your I bonds.
Iām back home now and have more time to tell you to go to hell.
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