Smash
And
Smash
Smash then, we go to five guys burgers and fries!!

Aight she's coming over now. Bout to fuck her brains out to show who's boss.I'mma hit from every position. Just popped 3 blue chews. Rip my heart.


Free donut day is like friggen Christmas for the Feedah department!!
Just what you need....
Ahahahha been there. Normally I just give up after I few minutes. I'm like "it's not gonna happen"
One time I was fucking this smoke show Brazilian chick and she started crying.. She said "nobody's ever not been able to get hard for me!!" π
I said."Well guess what bitch!?"
But luckily I my shits been on point lately. Shout out to Blue Chew man. They should fucking sponsor me. I'll wear a patch on my UPS Uniform or some shit.

Go fuck yourself and your I bonds.
Iβm back home now and have more time to tell you to go to hell.
Welcome back
Now go fuck yourself
UPS called.
They've got a route sitting and really really REALLY need you to come in and run it.
Wonder if @upschuck is going to do fantasy football again this year.
We will probably get the automatic reminder about it from Yahoo the next month or so.
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