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cuntmo1 ยท 2025-08-03 21:20 ยท 2533785 views

Bottom of the dumpster! It looks like an off brand- frozen ripped bag reject!

Retired people eat better than that.

@gumby I need you to come over and stick me in the butt with a needle!

Younger and hotter, you still win.

Perhaps

@gumby I need you to come over and stick me in the butt with a big black dildo

Geezus


Why is divorce so expensive?


Because it's worth it!

Its about to become a lot more lucrative for your wife.

@jkloc
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Retired people eat better than that.

Heck yeah.

He probably needs a 401k

Hubby followed Wally's plan for ultimate victory.

After the divorce, without fanfare, get yourself a younger, hotter, thinner girlfriend. Strategically filter this news via social media, mutual friends. Every photo should project the quintessential fresh and exciting new relationship stage, each pixel reminding the ex that you have totally forgotten her like yesterday's trash..

The ex be spending hours analyzing every photo with military precision. She will seethe with rage. You win!



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@gumby I need you to come over and stick me in the butt with a needle!

Just the tip?


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@gumby I need you to come over and stick me in the butt with your needle dick!

Dam dude

Doubtful

He meant to say @johney

Good Monday morning and FU.

I wonder what the Amazon warehouse employee that has to pack up my pocket pussy I ordered is gonna be thinking when they see that shit.

I hope it ships in discreet packaging โœŠ

It's a white box

Nah ,, i usually use water

It's a white box

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Nah ,, i usually use water


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Good Monday morning and FU.

FU2

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