Sleep in 2morrow and wash ur ass
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I felt bad for the guy.
Must be pushing 60, needs to borrow money until payday??
Poor bastard.
@future ?
Fat chick is coming over. I just popped 2 blue chews!
Make sure you don't call her "fat chick" to her face.
On second thought, maybe it’s best she doesn’t come over.
It'd be good for her.
There's no food in that apartment anywhere. She'd get fit real quick trying to escape.
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I just got a new toy to play with my new toy. I usually fix everything myself since I despise car dealers. I can reset all codes now, screw the dealer. I’m about to do my first oil change on this car, it has an electronic dipstick. You can check the oil level using dash controls, but if you unplug anything on this car, you have to reset codes.
They over complicate everything!
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Fat chick is coming over. I just popped 2 blue chews!
June 12, 2027. Congratulations!
June 12, 2027. Congratulations!
His swimmers called in sick.
He doesn't have to worry about it.
It'd be good for her.
There's no food in that apartment anywhere. She'd get fit real quick trying to escape.
That is true. However I do have Uncrustables and pretzel sticks.
That is true. However I do have Uncrustables and pretzel sticks.
Those Dots ones?
you'd have her balancing them on her nose like a seal.
Those are good.
Honey Sesame chicken stir fry on a paper plate of course
Honey Sesame chicken stir fry on a paper plate of course
Next time can you take the picture before the dog drools all over it?
Next time can you take the picture before the dog drools all over it?
I don't own a dog. That's the honey sesame sauce go eat your microwave pot pie in mom's basement.
I don't own a dog. That's the honey sesame sauce go eat your microwave pot pie in mom's basement.
Dinosaur chicken nuggets?
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