You're in the johnstown of MD. Get out while you can.
Safer than where he calls home
Corner Irish Bar
Hope you bought a boat with your buyout money and are pulling it with you
Thinking about ordering a pizza
What in the hell? Did you speech to text the menu?
What until he starts the drunk speech to text
Wanna go to over under tonight? I'll be off by 9
Too far to be drinking and driving that far.
Ahhh I shouldn't have eaten that whole box of Ice cream sandiwiches at once
Six baby sandwiches?
Uber to a Metro station ya fuckin rube
Im leaving tomorrow morning. The wife wants to see sand.
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