U would be at work
You should eat rotunda salad


Quick! You overslept!
You’re gonna be late for work, and you have 12 polar air!!!
Its going to cut into his drinking time


Its going to cut into his drinking time
Gonna be my turn to drink.
Ran into the center gossip at the grocery store this morning.
I’d be willing to bet five bucks that I’m being talked about in 4 different group chats right now.
Gonna be my turn to drink.
Ran into the center gossip at the grocery store this morning.
I’d be willing to bet five bucks that I’m being talked about in 4 different group chats right now.
Well, let's make it 5.
What did you do?
Gonna be my turn to drink.
Ran into the center gossip at the grocery store this morning.
I’d be willing to bet five bucks that I’m being talked about in 4 different group chats right now.

Well, let's make it 5.
What did you do?
Everyone always thought I was sleeping with way more girls than I ever was.
So probably that, if history holds.
Maybe they’ll say I’m homeless and unemployed this time around. 😂
Everyone always thought I was sleeping with way more girls than I ever was.
Nice! Being rather ugly, I never had that problem.
Gonna be my turn to drink.
Ran into the center gossip at the grocery store this morning.
I’d be willing to bet five bucks that I’m being talked about in 4 different group chats right now.
Oh god. What did you do this time!?
Oh god. What did you do this time!?
Nothing!
…That they could have found out about. lol.
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