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cuntmo1 · 2025-08-03 21:20 · 3575859 views Pinned

That’s how he jerks off, he slaps his dick.



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Just noticed my wife's car has heated mirrors.

And I googled how to use them.

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That’s how he jerks off, he slaps his dick.



and you know this how ?



No one cares, we all have heated mirrors. You had to google how to push a button? 🤣🤣🤣



Can't fix stupid.



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Is he any relation to Jack Offman from Holden, MA ?



Cousin is Jack Toff.


and you know this how ?



His wife told me.


Can't fix stupid.



He’s drunker than a 3 peckered alligator, he couldn’t find the button.



He’s drunker than a 3 peckered alligator, he couldn’t find the button.



His wife has a similar complaint.

Ask your cooked pecker



I didn't notice the little wavy lines on the mirrors at first



His wife has a similar complaint.

He’s been looking for that one for 35 years.


I didn't notice the little wavy lines on the mirrors at first



It’s only been a month.


Can't fix stupid.



Then come on when you hit the rear defroster.




Just noticed my wife's car has heated mirrors.

And I googled how to use them.


Wow

And

WDFD

I still like the wireless charging and the touchscreen



I still like the wireless charging and the touchscreen



Those end up being items you can’t really do without moving forward lol


I still like the wireless charging and the touchscreen



Bet it has a radio an everthin’ paw!



Bet it has a radio an everthin’ paw!




I doubt anyone under 40 even listens to a radio in their car. 100% streaming.


Those end up being items you can’t really do without moving forward lol


I don't buy too many new vehicles. So every time I buy one its a big technology jump



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