Fuck off asshole
Good morning sweetheart
Corner Irish Bar
Unfortunately we aren't allowed to work at UPS anymore
But does it count if you aren't getting paid?
But does it count if you aren't getting paid?
Maybe I'll sign my wife uo to be a PVD driver
Call @badideaguy , @scratch , and @toonertoo . Discuss website strategy...
I vote let's all make fun of @gumby today.
Tomorrow maybe @future.
Whatcha making food wise?
I need to go shopping. Fridge is pretty empty. Im just a poor pensioneer
I wish I didn't fuck this chick last night. Her P stanks and now she's sleeping on my couch. Need her to gtfoI'm gonna play Mortal Kombat and turn my music on to send a message.
Post nut clarity is a bitch.
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I wish I didn't fuck this chick last night. Her P stanks and now she's sleeping on my couch.
I need to go shopping. Fridge is pretty empty. Im just a poor pensioneer
Ran out of gold leaf hot dogs again?
I wish I didn't fuck this chick last night. Her P stanks and now she's sleeping on my couch. Need her to gtfoI'm gonna play Mortal Kombat and turn my music on to send a message.
How big was her pecker?
Ran out of gold leaf hot dogs again?
No. Im just trying to empty out the fridge. Want to unplug it for a day and then clean it out.
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