he doesn’t get laid
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Looks like my neighbor..no plans.
She looked like that when I would clean off her car,, before I left for work, plow her driveway, mow her lawn..trying to help..one day I didn't do it soon enough. And I was evil. I didn't think of her as fat or ugly then. But I've seen her soul, I do now. Now I don't plow, or mow for anyone but me.
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Im serious
I'm afraid to jump in the pool
Don't fear it, do it..buy your family a big life insurance policy, and get out and enjoy your life.
Don't fear it, do it..buy your family a big life insurance policy, and get out and enjoy your life.
I don't want to give them a reason to kill me
She looked like that when I would clean off her car,, before I left for work, plow her driveway, mow her lawn..trying to help..one day I didn't do it soon enough. And I was evil. I didn't think of her as fat or ugly then. But I've seen her soul, I do now. Now I don't plow, or mow for anyone but me.
Plow me
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