We need full fledged hookers and strippers !
@mytripiscut sister?
School bus drivers are some of the biggest fuckheaded cunts on the road. Friday I had one pull out in front of me to where I had to slam on my brakes (traffic all clear behind me) so then I got stuck waiting for fuckface to make stop after stop. Then when they finally turn off out of my way, they cut off someone else coming in the opposing lane.
Thats what happens when you drive past a bus with the red flashers on.
You are on the list.
Thats what happens when you drive past a bus with the red flashers on.
You are on the list.

I have catastrophic farts from the meatloaf
It was the cheese pizza that hit me wrong last night.
I thought she was gonna make me sleep on the couch
It was the cheese pizza that hit me wrong last night.
I thought she was gonna make me sleep on the couch
Good Good
How we looking boys! 🙏🧔♀️
It's windy!

Especially to people that pass when the stop sign is out…
Thank you, Sgt. Donny Donowitz. This information is invaluable.
Did you go? How was it? Haven't been there in a minute.
Nope. We're going to lark rn they're opening early for the commanders game. $5 Mimosa $6 bloody Mary. And because it's a brewery we can bring the baby. Don't tell @gumby tho he disagrees.
I don't wear pants like that but you must've tagged me because of how TACTICAL those are.
Looks like cosplaying a call of duty skin I thought it would be up your alley idk
I busted my balls last week draining and cleaning my rock water feature so the Ayatollah and my son and new wife could enjoy the burbling water. It’s gonna fuckin rain today and next week. FML

Wake up niggggggers !
Nope. We're going to lark rn they're opening early for the commanders game. $5 Mimosa $6 bloody Mary. And because it's a brewery we can bring the baby. Don't tell @gumby tho he disagrees.
Enjoy
Have a bloody Mary for me.
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