I’m out now, today’s message was about forgiveness. So I forgive you for being an asshole.
And FU.
Amen
I’m out now, today’s message was about forgiveness. So I forgive you for being an asshole.
And FU.
Amen
Last call

Last call
If you could please STFU.
Me & @scratch are hanging out, watching Battle of the Network Stars.
If you could please STFU.
Me & @scratch are hanging out, watching Battle of the Network Stars.
Solid gold is on shortly
You should've come to lark. rocky McIntosh is here. wifey and I chatted it up with him for a bit he says our baby is cute
Some holy roller church or what is it
I busted my balls last week draining and cleaning my rock water feature so the Ayatollah and my son and new wife could enjoy the burbling water. It’s gonna fuckin rain today and next week. FML
We pay people to do that kind of shit
School bus drivers are some of the biggest fuckheaded cunts on the road. Friday I had one pull out in front of me to where I had to slam on my brakes (traffic all clear behind me) so then I got stuck waiting for fuckface to make stop after stop. Then when they finally turn off out of my way, they cut off someone else coming in the opposing lane.
Did you ever figure out what that big red sign that hangs off the side means
LMFAO
It was the cheese pizza that hit me wrong last night.
I thought she was gonna make me sleep on the couch
You old fuckers and your stomach issues
gimme Taco Bell everyday
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