Last call
Bye
Hitting the bottle at 9:30, drunk by 12, in bed by 1:30
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Hitting the bottle at 9:30, drunk by 12, in bed by 1:30
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Poor bastard worked six days last week... Lol.
He's just gotta pack two days of drinking into one.
Hitting the bottle at 9:30, drunk by 12, in bed by 1:30
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That's him for sure.
Got some vagina coming over boys! Nothing I can do for ya! ✌️ see ya tomorrow. Go Skins!!!
Give birth to half his pension?
Think he will work long enough to qualify for a pension?
Do it
Pussy
Reasonably decent chance that feature may work.
Don't make sober Gumby cry tomorrow morning.
Reasonably decent chance that feature may work.
Don't make sober Gumby cry tomorrow morning.
It does not work
Delete my account
@scratch happy Tuesday and go fuck yourself
I'm home from church now.
So I can tell you that you need to go fuck yourself.
Church joke. The difference between a Baptist and a Methodist is that Methodists will talk to each other at the package store.
Let me go home
That sounds like a complaint for the wifey.
Hopefully she's letting you chill all the hell at home on your day off.
That sounds like a complaint for the wifey.
Hopefully she's letting you chill all the hell at home on your day off.
I hope she's making him wash his uniforms.
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