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The Eagles have two of the only three white guys starting as defensive backs in the NFL, Cooper DeJean at cornerback and safety Reed Blankenship.
Bills safety Sam Franklin Jr. got the two confused.
- Before you sign your kids up for a daycare in Minnesota, it's always important to first check if it's a Somali front for defrauding the government. Here are eight signs to be on the lookout for:
There are no children at the daycare: A subtle clue something fishy may be going on. - The daycare is just a creepy old van that someone spray-painted "Daycare" on: Hmmmm.
- The daycare's address keeps changing depending on where the van is parked: This might not be totally above board.
- When you call the daycare number, someone answers "Al-Shabaab headquarters, how can I direct your call?": Concerning.
- The daycare's ad says "Yor Kids Wil Lear So Mutch Heer": There's no spellcheck in Somalia.
- The daycare owner just pulled up in a Lambo: Not your typical daycare owner ride.
- The daycare owner just got out of his Lambo carrying an RPG: This is getting suspicious.
- The daycare owner just got a big bag of money from Tim Walz in the parking lot and now you're physically watching him use the money to buy more RPGs: Yup, it's a Somali front.
https://babylonbee.com/news/is-this-minnesota-daycare-actually-a-fake-somali-front-know-the-signs
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