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cuntmo1 Β· 2025-08-03 21:20 Β· 563177 views

Aye @mechlift why tomorrow and not today? She put you on the back burner for her black preload sup boyfriend 🀣



You gonna make a gay setup with rose petals and all that for your boyfriend?

No.
She can't do morning, and I can't do evening.
I have never in my life gotten laid on valentines day.

Her boss's boss is blocking me.


Aye @mechlift why tomorrow and not today? She put you on the back burner for her black preload sup boyfriend 🀣

I kinda wondered why they didn't have today be the day. Seemed appropriate.

I'm guessing the kids, @mechlift?


He’s too drunk to get a boner !
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Oh hullo.

Oh my.


Aye @mechlift why tomorrow and not today? She put you on the back burner for her black preload sup boyfriend 🀣

at my age my boi I don’t ask questions
I just strike when the irons hot!
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Oh yeah! Been there.


Still never been actually drunk on booze in my life.

Still never been actually drunk on booze in my life.


Not gonna knock it. Different strokes.


at my age my boi I don’t ask questions
I just strike when the irons hot!
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You better come with a hella good story on Monday bro.



Not gonna knock it. Different strokes.

I'm not judging you guys that do.

I abuse caffeine like crazy. The alcohol buzz just doesn't do it for me.

I did treat myself for Valentines day. We got the green can zero sugar monsters.
I'll be bouncing off the walls all day.


You better come with a hella good story on Monday bro.

What about you?

Quiet night, running a roster, or special girl?


What about you?

Quiet night, running a roster, or special girl?

Nah man. I'm down bad right now. I think I'm gonna pick a new route. I've exhausted all my resources and have run out of options on my current route. Some of my other homies are trying to recruit me to their loop. A lot closer to the City. It's probably a harder route but I need some new specimens to examine.


Nah man. I'm down bad right now. I think I'm gonna pick a new route. I've exhausted all my resources and have run out of options on my current route. Some of my other homies are trying to recruit me to their loop. A lot closer to the City. It's probably a harder route but I need some new specimens to examine.

With your (lack of} seniority how likely is it you will be able to pick a good route?


With your (lack of} seniority how likely is it you will be able to pick a good route?

I got so lucky with my route.

They moved a ton of routes to our center, and nobody wanted to learn them.
So I got forced onto one almost immediately. I was only a cover driver for like 4 months.

It was such a good route as long as you didn't want to get done super early.


I got so lucky with my route.

They moved a ton of routes to our center, and nobody wanted to learn them.
So I got forced onto one almost immediately. I was only a cover driver for like 4 months.

It was such a good route as long as you didn't want to get done super early.

I got a good route in a bad area nobody else wanted when I only had 3 years driving.

I was a cover driver for a long time because they weren't bidding routes because of most routes moving to a new building.


Nah man. I'm down bad right now. I think I'm gonna pick a new route. I've exhausted all my resources and have run out of options on my current route. Some of my other homies are trying to recruit me to their loop. A lot closer to the City. It's probably a harder route but I need some new specimens to examine.

We gotta get you a girlfriend.

Don't come off an easy route, dude... Lol.


With your (lack of} seniority how likely is it you will be able to pick a good route?

Well I've said this before but every route in my center is a good route imo. Coming from the center where I came from before this. No country, no Industrial businesses. It's all city. Our country is Giant mansions with long driveways. I love my current route but I usually don't like staying on the same route for more than a couple years. Gets boring and I start hating certain customers.

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When are you coming back to work mfer?

Hopefully never

I love you THC
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