Picking out some stylish nail polish for his toe nails ?
He wants it to match his purse.
Picking out some stylish nail polish for his toe nails ?
He wants it to match his purse.
Once you reach a certain age out here, they come and get you.
You're in big trouble. How close is Tucson to Area 51? Maybe they need to check with Obama on alien abduction of Nancy.
You're in big trouble. How close is Tucson to Area 51? Maybe they need to check with Obama on alien abduction of Nancy.
He would enjoy getting probed
@badideaguy sucks
I just got invited to a friend's birthday party at 10:30 at night.
At a bar downtown.
I'm in literal hell.
I just got invited to a friend's birthday party at 10:30 at night.
At a bar downtown.
I'm in literal hell.
At least try to drink a man's drink in front of them
None of that white claw BS
At least try to drink a man's drink in front of them
None of that white claw BS
I volunteered to be the designated driver for the birthday girl right off the bat.
That way nobody can make me drink.

I volunteered to be the designated driver for the birthday girl right off the bat.
That way nobody can make me drink.


Log in to reply.