Milking turtles ?



I need you to get one of your wayward adoptees in line.
Cmon puttem on blast we all want to know who the fuckup amongst us is
Only hours left until my boy retires. Glad he's getting out today.
Good for him got a feeling shits gonna get real pretty quick

Don't they know how to ride a bicycle in Kansas?
Ahh what a good nap. Time to get drunk for the 2nd time today.
Me looking through my transactions and seeing everything adds up and no one actually stole from me 🥲
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