Good morning BUG
Good morning IVE

Maybe I should take a nap after I have a couple of Ultras
All I have is beer. I swear beer sucks. It doesn't even get me drunk. It's like water and just makes me feel bloated. Beer is trash
All I have is beer. I swear beer sucks. It doesn't even get me drunk. It's like water and just makes me feel bloated. Beer is trash
Because you drink Bud Light...
Brush those crusty toenails outta your teeth.
Just kicked her out. Nasty ass bish. I said "can you give me a blowey before you leave!"
All I have is beer. I swear beer sucks. It doesn't even get me drunk. It's like water and just makes me feel bloated. Beer is trash



Gumby is up and ready for the day.
She's a fukkin nail tech (shocker) Asian bitch. I made the mistake of letting her do my eyebrows last night when I was drunk. Now I look gay wtf
News flash
You looked g a y before
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