You have all the diplomacy of an Iranian warlord.
And about as much common sense.
He would be a good part time sup.
Corner Irish Bar
Sounds kinky!
That would explain why he keeps getting the crap kicked out of him by these girls.
He keeps forgetting the safe word. Lmao.
That would explain why he keeps getting the crap kicked out of him by these girls.
He keeps forgetting the safe word. Lmao.
Maybe he needs one of your man deinks....
Maybe he needs one of your man deinks....
I never got my drinks.
So we're on strike, and drinking her competitors' products out of spite.
Pipe down shrinky dink.
Don't make her slap you.
She fukkin caught me in the eye last night with her long ass fake fingernails. My nose was bleeding @badideaguy said ↗
That would explain why he keeps getting the crap kicked out of him by these girls.
He keeps forgetting the safe word. Lmao.
These bitches just feel too entitled. The hot ones. Gotta start going after the ugly ones.
If you tell a hot girl you don't want to pay for uber eats breakfast.... Ah man... Expect a boxing match.
She said "I want to go to brunch" I said good luck!! Then POW!! 👊
She fukkin caught me in the eye last night with her long ass fake fingernails. My nose was bleeding @badideaguy said ↗
These bitches just feel too entitled. The hot ones. Gotta start going after the ugly ones.
If you tell a hot girl you don't want to pay for uber eats breakfast.... Ah man... Expect a boxing match.
Well maybe if you had some food in the house you could make her some breakfast.
She fukkin caught me in the eye last night with her long ass fake fingernails. My nose was bleeding @badideaguy said ↗
These bitches just feel too entitled. The hot ones. Gotta start going after the ugly ones.
If you tell a hot girl you don't want to pay for uber eats breakfast.... Ah man... Expect a boxing match.
She said "I want to go to brunch" I said good luck!! Then POW!! 👊
Fair on the uber eats breakfast crap.
By the time you add in the tip, and all the fees, it's gonna cost thirty bucks to get the girl Mcdonalds.
Well maybe if you had some food in the house you could make her some breakfast.
I do! I got frozen tysons chicken sliders and some Guy Fierrie bbq sauce in my fridge but apparently that wasn't good enough
Well maybe if you had some food in the house you could make her some breakfast.
I think by morning he wants her to fuck off, not stick around... Lol.
I do! I got frozen tysons chicken sliders and some Guy Fierrie bbq sauce in my fridge but apparently that wasn't good enough
Dude...
I think by morning he wants her to fuck off, not stick around... Lol.
He is just upset that her dick is bigger than his.
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