He was here yesterday…….i hope he doesn’t get caught by ICE ……I haven’t cut my grass in over 10 years
Nice. Send him up here. I just did the final fall clean-up for my MIL, after a 50 hour week. Im beat.
Corner Irish Bar
mine are always a terrifying sense of dread where the sleep paralysis monster is slowly coming towards me as I try my hardest to move or scream for help but I’m panicking and trying to breathe but im paralyzed and wake up screaming or trying to climb out of my window
but I’ve never tried to fuck the monster yet. I’ll try to remember that for next time, thank you
Reverse card to give the monster a nightmare?
Lol.
I dream about home invasions, and holding a gun that won't fire.
Nice to know I'm not the only clown with messed up dreams...
Close, but I dropped out of medical school to follow my dream of becoming a UPS driver.
I actually take valerian root and watch all kinds of weird shit before bed hoping to induce them so I can have dreams where I'm like fucking a hot ghost or vampire or something.
Someday I'm gonna pay to have your brain dissected for science.
I got questions.
Close, but I dropped out of medical school to follow my dream of becoming a UPS driver.
That hits close to home.
Be a helper for your dad for a season. Take a semester off. It'll be good for you.
Few bad decisions later, and here I am.
Reverse card to give the monster a nightmare?
Lol.
I dream about home invasions, and holding a gun that won't fire.
Nice to know I'm not the only clown with messed up dreams...
I had the home invasion one last week lol, fuck that shit so stressful and scary, I need to get some valerian root and start fuckin everybody
Reverse card to give the monster a nightmare?
Lol.
I dream about home invasions, and holding a gun that won't fire.
Nice to know I'm not the only clown with messed up dreams...
mine are always a terrifying sense of dread where the sleep paralysis monster is slowly coming towards me as I try my hardest to move or scream for help but I’m panicking and trying to breathe but im paralyzed and wake up screaming or trying to climb out of my window
but I’ve never tried to fuck the monster yet. I’ll try to remember that for next time, thank you
That still sounds fun. If I couldn't move like that I'd pretend I was bound and gagged.
That still sounds fun. If I couldn't move like that I'd pretend I was bound and gagged.
Geezus
That still sounds fun. If I couldn't move like that I'd pretend I was bound and gagged.
i think you’re gonna have to go Freddy Krueger mode and start invading other people’s nightmares because the sleep paralysis monster is probably terrified of you and staying clear
Last call 📞
mine are always a terrifying sense of dread where the sleep paralysis monster is slowly coming towards me as I try my hardest to move or scream for help but I’m panicking and trying to breathe but im paralyzed and wake up screaming or trying to climb out of my window
but I’ve never tried to fuck the monster yet. I’ll try to remember that for next time, thank you
Sleep paralysis is fucked up I be getting dementors from Harry Potter floating over my bed sometimes
Sleep paralysis is fucked up I be getting dementors from Harry Potter floating over my bed sometimes
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