It doesn't have to be a Rolex. Get a damn Timex or Casio for $20-$40 that doesn't need plugged in to charge every day or distract you with notifications and bullshit.
I'll dig this bad boy back out.
Kept wicked girls away from me for many years.

It doesn't have to be a Rolex. Get a damn Timex or Casio for $20-$40 that doesn't need plugged in to charge every day or distract you with notifications and bullshit.
I'll dig this bad boy back out.
Kept wicked girls away from me for many years.

Your girl ain’t gonna let you get anywhere near those horny Rolex sales girls that @sailfish associates with
@sailfish can have those girls... Lol.
We gotta get him to give live girls another chance.
I'll dig this bad boy back out.
Kept wicked girls away from me for many years.
Damn can you play Snake on that thing?

Damn can you play Snake on that thing?
It was glorious. I felt so high tech.
The only bad part was the cheap resin band would break.
@sailfish can have those girls... Lol.
We gotta get him to give live girls another chance.
Maybe you should reword that in a way that doesn’t make @sailfish sound like a necrophiliac
Maybe you should reword that in a way that doesn’t make @sailfish sound like a necrophiliac
@sailfish, I need to make an edit here, but I'd kinda like clarification first?
Dead chicks are a no fly zone, right?
@sailfish, I need to make an edit here, but I'd kinda like clarification first?
Dead chicks are a no fly zone, right?
Details...
@sailfish, I need to make an edit here, but I'd kinda like clarification first?
Dead chicks are a no fly zone, right?
in a zombie apocalypse first person I’m calling is @sailfish, whether he’s shooting them or fucking then you can be sure the job will be taken care of
I'll dig this bad boy back out.
Kept wicked girls away from me for many years.
I’m a huge Casio fan. I think it looks pimp.
@sailfish, I need to make an edit here, but I'd kinda like clarification first?
Dead chicks are a no fly zone, right?
Yes but with an asterisk.

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