Pussy scare the shit outta me
Wow
Corner Irish Bar
That's the future of the NFL. Just wait until the Super Bowl is pay per view. 3 years max before it is.
Thats coming
So my daughter works as a ICU nurse, drives from her house to ours(2 hours away) a couple days a week for her shifts. So she leaves her diamond engagement ring(3 carrot) in a box at home in her bathroom. A week ago when she gets here after work(night shift)she's on the phone with her husband and he says he found the box chewed up on the floor by her 2 year old husky...ring gone. She's been probing dog shit for the last week waiting.
Motherfuckers…😂
The average person cant afford to go to sporting events
Because they are average. UPS isn’t for everyone.
Well when your wife has a god damn clamp down there you need to be prepared
She had a mouse trap down there
She had a mouse trap down there
Is that what you told her when she found that peanut butter on your shlong
Is that what you told her when she found that peanut butter on your shlong
Sp?
It worked
I got the watch today. Mainly for the health apps. Trying to figure it out now.
Heart rate tracking is great, and step counting is good for keeping me consistent on my days off.
That and an hourly forecast on the face so I can see the rain coming a few hours ahead of time.
He’s a quitter, we gotta turn our backs on him. Never even made top rate, I could respect a man at top rate that quit. Not this…
I will upgrade this website for every last user on here, but I will make sure it KEEPS loading this sinking tub for you until the end of time.
Is that what you told her when she found that peanut butter on your shlong
Geezus
Heart rate tracking is great, and step counting is good for keeping me consistent on my days off.
That and an hourly forecast on the face so I can see the rain coming a few hours ahead of time.
Oh please, fuckin snowflake
I will upgrade this website for every last user on here, but I will make sure it KEEPS loading this sinking tub for you until the end of time.
Make sure to tell your father that…
Make sure to tell your father that…
Why the hell would he care that I'm tormenting retired UPS drivers?
He does it too.
Oh please, fuckin snowflake
Guilty as charged.
But I won't be in my 20s forever. Someday I'll be old and broken down like @21savage.
So my daughter works as a ICU nurse, drives from her house to ours(2 hours away) a couple days a week for her shifts. So she leaves her diamond engagement ring(3 carrot) in a box at home in her bathroom. A week ago when she gets here after work(night shift)she's on the phone with her husband and he says he found the box chewed up on the floor by her 2 year old husky...ring gone. She's been probing dog shit for the last week waiting.
I got a rider on my homeowners policy for my wife's ring about the same size. its like $80/yr
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