Give him some credit, as long as you don’t have any liberals or black people in your family I’m sure @unionstrong will be perfectly well behaved and mannered at your thanksgiving dinner
No charcoal briquettes at the table. Liberals don’t bother me, I’m probably more of a classic liberal than conservative. It’s the fact that communists have hijacked my former party that ticks me off.
Give him some credit, as long as you don’t have any liberals or black people in your family I’m sure @unionstrong will be perfectly well behaved and mannered at your thanksgiving dinner
No good.
Got liberals.
No good.
Got liberals.
Then give him a gummy and a girl with huge tits in front of him to distract him, he’ll be alright
Then give him a gummy and a girl with huge tits in front of him to distract him, he’ll be alright
Problem is that girl is mine.
He can have her grandma, her husband is dead.
But we should get him stoned.
Problem is that girl is mine.
He can have her grandma, her husband is dead.
But we should get him stoned.
How big are grandmas tits?
This question is loaded on so many levels. 😂
have you ever seen Ben franklins letter to his friend about older women?
Benjamin Franklin — “Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress” (1745)
Preference for older women
“In all your amours you should prefer old women to young ones.”
Conversation and experience
“As they have more knowledge of the world, and their minds are better stored with observations, their conversation is more improving, and more lastingly agreeable.”
Risk, discretion, and consequences
“There is no hazard of children.”
“There is less danger of a discovery, when the affair is with an old woman, than with a young one.”
“As they are more prudent and discreet, they have more command of themselves, and are therefore less apt to be noisy or scandalous.”
Physical pleasure
“As in the dark all cats are grey, the pleasure of corporal enjoyment with an old woman is at least equal, and frequently superior; every knack being by practice capable of improvement.”
Gratitude and safety
“They are so grateful!!”
“An old woman is a safe companion.”
Problem is that girl is mine.
He can have her grandma, her husband is dead.
But we should get him stoned.
How old is grandma?
have you ever seen Ben franklins letter to his friend about older women?
Benjamin Franklin — “Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress” (1745)
Preference for older women
“In all your amours you should prefer old women to young ones.”
Conversation and experience
“As they have more knowledge of the world, and their minds are better stored with observations, their conversation is more improving, and more lastingly agreeable.”
Risk, discretion, and consequences
“There is no hazard of children.”
“There is less danger of a discovery, when the affair is with an old woman, than with a young one.”
“As they are more prudent and discreet, they have more command of themselves, and are therefore less apt to be noisy or scandalous.”
Physical pleasure
“As in the dark all cats are grey, the pleasure of corporal enjoyment with an old woman is at least equal, and frequently superior; every knack being by practice capable of improvement.”
Gratitude and safety
“They are so grateful!!”
“An old woman is a safe companion.”
Franklin was a whoremaster.
have you ever seen Ben franklins letter to his friend about older women?
Benjamin Franklin — “Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress” (1745)
Preference for older women
“In all your amours you should prefer old women to young ones.”
Conversation and experience
“As they have more knowledge of the world, and their minds are better stored with observations, their conversation is more improving, and more lastingly agreeable.”
Risk, discretion, and consequences
“There is no hazard of children.”
“There is less danger of a discovery, when the affair is with an old woman, than with a young one.”
“As they are more prudent and discreet, they have more command of themselves, and are therefore less apt to be noisy or scandalous.”
Physical pleasure
“As in the dark all cats are grey, the pleasure of corporal enjoyment with an old woman is at least equal, and frequently superior; every knack being by practice capable of improvement.”
Gratitude and safety
“They are so grateful!!”
“An old woman is a safe companion.”
I have not, but that is highly amusing.
Thats him
Same color too.
I've always thought of @unionstrong as that blind white supremacist skit that Dave Chappelle did. Lmao.
Time to start drinking!! 🥃
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