Do you want to hear my joke about a full pencil? Nevermind it's pointless
Isn't ot time for you to go back to work?
Do you want to hear my joke about a full pencil? Nevermind it's pointless
Isn't ot time for you to go back to work?

Do you want to hear my joke about a dull pencil? Nevermind it's pointless
Like your postβ¦.is that shit I smell?

Did you order larger uniforms?
I've lost like 20 lbs might need to punch a new hole in my belt
Like your postβ¦.is that shit I smell?
Hope you're doing well friend. You've been off your game recently.
He weighs like 12 pounds
Fucking runner
And your features are as defined as a blob of clay
Still a few more days until he gets his EBT money
I'm voting for Hillary Clinton in 2028.
when my dispatcher sees me tomorrow morning after calling out the last 2 days
Fucking lost my reading glasses between here and the shed fml !
Might be in the toilet with your phone?

when my dispatcher sees me tomorrow morning after calling out the last 2 days
So much for perfect attendance..
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