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Corner Irish Bar

cuntmo1 · 2025-08-03 21:20 · 559976 views


I've had three different supervisors call me and ask when I'm coming back to work! Don't worry about it! When I'm there you'll know.

Tell them if they need you so bad to come pick you up and take you home, or at least bring a pickaxe to dig your car out


Tell them if they need you so bad to come pick you up and take you home, or at least bring a pickaxe to dig your car out

I did have them come pick me up once when my car wouldn't start


Tell them if they need you so bad to come pick you up and take you home, or at least bring a pickaxe to dig your car out

He’s gonna scratch the shit outta that car getting that ice off it.


He’s gonna scratch the shit outta that car getting that ice off it.

at least its just an old car.

Right?


See you this spring!

Thsts what ine of my customers told me yesterday.
I texted him that I have a package for him. That was as his reply


Thsts what ine of my customers told me yesterday.
I texted him that I have a package for him. That was as his reply

I’m over this winter and I’m just sitting in my easy chair


I did have them come pick me up once when my car wouldn't start

I had one of them do that once too. Lol. Got a flat tire on the way to work and the center manager was like we'll send someone to come get you. I was like what about my car!!? I think that was my first year so I still did it lol


at least its just an old car.

Right?

Yeah right pal!

Yeah right pal!


Don’t you have a G wagon?


Don’t you have a G wagon?


Close.

I don't think these hair pills are working. My shits not growing back!

I don't think these hair pills are working. My shits not growing back!


Look at your back!


Look at your back!


Look at your back!

Dick pills work pretty good. I don't understand why we can do heart transplants and have AI that can make any girl naked but still can't regrow men's hair. This is bullshit.


I don't think these blue pills are working. My shits not growing

Oh my


The thing with the dick pills is it doesn't really make your shit bigger. It just makes it fuller and stand at full attention. So if you already have a small pee pee you're pretty much cooked.

You know what the asian bitch said to me? She said "your shit looks like this!" (Then put her pinky up) I was like you fukkin bitch! It's least 2 of those!

@jkloc

@pkgdriver
FU


Dick pills work pretty good. I don't understand why we can do heart transplants and have AI that can make any girl naked but still can't regrow men's hair. This is bullshit.

You better be careful with those dick pills and high blood pressure.


@jkloc

he’s supposed to come over and play Scrabble today

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