And she can clock exactly when you're lying.
Every. Single. Time.
Because you had no street smarts, Opie.
Corner Irish Bar
Think mine learned pretty early on where the line was and they would step right up to it But luckily never crossed it
He was feelings his oats that day. The Bull wasn’t having it.
Because you had no street smarts, Opie.
I've definitely heard better homeschooling jokes.
@542thrunthru always comes through with something perverse waaaay outta left field.
I've definitely heard better homeschooling jokes.
@542thrunthru always comes through with something perverse waaaay outta left field.
Because I like you….fuck face
I've definitely heard better homeschooling jokes.
@542thrunthru always comes through with something perverse waaaay outta left field.
Hes at the gay bar with @nomorebs
Hey @21savage doesn't that latina chick cook? You just had a stroke get that free load'n bitch to make up some tamales hombre
Hey @21savage doesn't that latina chick cook? You just had a stroke get that free load'n bitch to make up some tamales hombre
Ehh I'm striking out right now. I got this 40 year old asian chick obsessed with me but she's not my type. Should never banged her..now she won't leave me alone.
Those were his wedding vows
I thought his wedding vows were "One of these days, Alice..."
Stealing my phrase! That's copyrighted asshole!
You’re kidding, right? I been calling people fuck face long before you were born….fuck face!
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