Suck it @gumby
Corner Irish Bar
Thank you for teaching us everything you know, professor.
Today I made a delivery attempt at a farmhouse. Before i made it up onto the porch I was greeted by a decrepit man who I can best describe as looking like skeletor. "GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY PROPERTY!" He said. I said "okay, sir", walked back to my truck, got in the cab and started it up. It was at this moment I realized that skeletor had followed me and was standing a foot off my front bumper making it quite difficult to get the fuck off his property. "I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!" he said as my gaze met his. "YOU ARE GOING TO BE DEAD! I WILL DO THAT TO YOU!" At this point he walked around towards my driver door and I did the sickest fishtail out of his gravel driveway. I'm sure I left some huge ruts but I never looked back. It was nice meeting you today @unionstrong, sorry I dropped by unannounced, but all the same you will have to drive 40 miles to the hub to get your packages from now on.
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