Hi Buddy,
Heading to the party. Should I shower first?
Yes and wear pants.
Please
Corner Irish Bar
Hold the fort down. Almost go time.
B
Number 1 child is going to be my DD
Sure as hell isn’t going to be me. I’ll be at PicklesBURGH !
I’m at a neighbor’s house for their dog’s birthday party. Somebody please shoot me.
@scratch said ↗
I’m at a neighbor’s house for their dog’s birthday party. Somebody please shoot me.
Would you prefer to be at a gay wedding??
Would you prefer to be at a gay wedding??
I guess not.
True story, my little brother's third wife was on the women's basketball for the 1996 Atlanta Olympics. She broke her leg right before the Olympics, so they booted her right off the team. That team won the Gold. Anyways, at their wedding the entire team came and they were all dancing with each other. The entire team was made up of lesbians.
B
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