Fuck off asshole
Good morning sweetheart
Unfortunately we aren't allowed to work at UPS anymore
But does it count if you aren't getting paid?
But does it count if you aren't getting paid?
Maybe I'll sign my wife uo to be a PVD driver

Call @badideaguy , @scratch , and @toonertoo . Discuss website strategy...
I vote let's all make fun of @gumby today.
Tomorrow maybe @future.
Whatcha making food wise?
I need to go shopping. Fridge is pretty empty. Im just a poor pensioneer
I wish I didn't fuck this chick last night. Her P stanks and now she's sleeping on my couch. Need her to gtfoI'm gonna play Mortal Kombat and turn my music on to send a message.
Post nut clarity is a bitch.
I wish I didn't fuck this chick last night. Her P stanks and now she's sleeping on my couch.

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