The magic is gone.
She's getting my mom energy drinks by the case, but I can't even get her to sneak the unreleased C4 drink to me before they release it.
That Jolly Rancher watermelon is pretty good
The magic is gone.
She's getting my mom energy drinks by the case, but I can't even get her to sneak the unreleased C4 drink to me before they release it.
That Jolly Rancher watermelon is pretty good
BO BO went to heaven today
that cat was incredibly lucky to have you. I know you gave him a wonderful life.
Sending good thoughts your way, man.
The magic is gone.She's getting my mom energy drinks by the case, but I can't even get her to sneak the unreleased C4 drink to me before it's out to the public.
Withold sex from her
Teach her ass.

Sorry for your loss bro....did he die naturally or did you have to put him down?
Had to put him down β¦.terrible day
that cat was incredibly lucky to have you. I know you gave him a wonderful life.
Sending good thoughts your way, man.
He gave me exactly the same back
that cat was incredibly lucky to have you. I know you gave him a wonderful life.
Sending good thoughts your way, man.
Deb should be so lucky
Withold sex from her
Teach her ass.
That would be great if I had any willpower.
She's a stubborn little jackass. If I turned it into a competition, I know she'd be able to outlast me.
That would be great if I had any willpower.
She's a stubborn little jackass. If I turned it into a competition, I know she'd be able to outlast me.
10 minutes?
Just tell her she isn't the only woman with a vagina
That always goes over well.
10 minutes?
Just tell her she isn't the only woman with a vagina
That always goes over well.
I'll just tell her she's acting just like her mom.
Had to put him down β¦.terrible day
Oh man that's a bummer. Our cat died of natural causes many years ago we have 3 feral cats now that show up everyday for breakfast and dinner. Two have been here since they were kittens and the other is a bit older and just started showing up I think because a neighbor moved away and that cat was possibly being fed by them.
I'll just tell her she's acting just like her mom.
Even better, tell her sheβs starting to remind you of your exβ¦..
finally back home with the classy paper dishes.
Nothing like raw meat on a paper plate.
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