I thought that buyout quietly died
Im talking about the current one. The exit date was between the end of April and the end of September.
One of the stipulations was if you got fired you didn't get the 150k
Corner Irish Bar
Just got home from the cantina had a couple margaritas about to roll one up and go sit by the pool
Do it
Just got home from the rescheduled dinner outing.
Only 130 bucks for four. Honestly shocked I got off that easy.
You got the retarded one coming over later
Pro tip astroglide is your friend
You got the retarded one coming over later
Pro tip astroglide is your friend
Grab her by the back of the head and skull fuck her...
Because
I'm bored but I can't migrate to the living room cuz pops is sleeping on the couch. Bout to beat off to some midget clown porn.
I'm bored but I can't migrate to the living room cuz pops is sleeping on the couch. Bout to beat off to some midget clown porn.
Geezus
You got the retarded one coming over later
Pro tip astroglide is your friend
You could not pay me enough.
I would consider some men before her.
She wears enough makeup to play the joker if they ever remake The Dark Knight.
You could not pay me enough.
I would consider some men before her.
She wears enough makeup to play the joker if they ever remake The Dark Knight.
But she has a vagina
Big boobs?
I'm bored but I can't migrate to the living room cuz pops is sleeping on the couch. Bout to beat off to some midget clown porn.
But she has a vagina
Big boobs?
Literally none.
And a metal rod in her keeping her spine straight.
My only interest in her would be seeing if I could stick fridge magnets to her back.
Literally none.
And a metal rod in her keeping her spine straight.
My only interest in her would be seeing if I could stick fridge magnets to her back.
Maybe she likes anal?
Everyone was like call off.
Im like fuck it. What are going to do?
Fire me?
They might give you a bad reference for your next job
Locked and loaded, 4 bags I think I’ll name them @burrheadd @scratch @johney and @bigunionguy (I don’t know if he is or ever was a stoner but he’s got the best stoner memes)
@1030 sorry I forgot about you homie
Log in to reply.