The mall has your purse in the lost and found
Corner Irish Bar
You can hold a job.
You just cant be with your current employer and the money has to stay in the 401k
Unless you do a 72t
No age requirements ut its very complicated.
That's not what I was told Dave.
The mall has your purse in the lost and found
Right next to your balls your wife got sick of carrying for you.
Aye so what's the deal with this 401k shit. I just checked it says I have 44k. Is that good or bad? And when can I touch it?
According to Empower data, the average 401(k) balance across all age groups is $340,364. Take a look at this chart showing the how the average 401(k) balance differs by age.
Age | Average 401(k) | Median 401(k) |
20s | $116,872 | $43,192 |
30s | $212,356 | $78,857 |
40s | $409,686 | $156,675 |
50s | $629,000 | $246,554 |
60s | $576,755 | $187,249 |
70s | $431,834 | $95,931 |
80s | $429,614 | $77,086 |
Anonymized data from Empower Personal DashboardTM as of January 2026.
Our Flamboyant Financial advisor @gumby has given you some decent info it looks like.
According to Empower data, the average 401(k) balance across all age groups is $340,364. Take a look at this chart showing the how the average 401(k) balance differs by age.
Age
Average 401(k)
Median 401(k)
20s
$116,872
$43,192
30s
$212,356
$78,857
40s
$409,686
$156,675
50s
$629,000
$246,554
60s
$576,755
$187,249
70s
$431,834
$95,931
80s
$429,614
$77,086
Anonymized data from Empower Personal DashboardTM as of January 2026.
Our Flamboyant Financial advisor @gumby has given you some decent info it looks like.
I think the median is more accurate
Unfortunately
I think the median is more accurate
Unfortunately
At least @21savage has some in it. We all know people who don’t, don’t have their mortgage paid down, but have a new Ford Raptor.
Aye so what's the deal with this 401k shit. I just checked it says I have 44k. Is that good or bad? And when can I touch it?
Christ almighty.
Getting flashbacks to my childhood, but whatever you do, don't touch it.
Christ almighty.
Getting flashbacks to my childhood, but whatever you do, don't touch it.
His pp?
His pp?
It's Saturday, and the hooker scared off all his prospects.
He's gonna need to touch it.
It's Saturday, and the hooker scared off all his prospects.
He's gonna need to touch it.
He is actually working
How in the world did this thread get over 40k views since yesterday?
At least @21savage has some in it. We all know people who don’t, don’t have their mortgage paid down, but have a new Ford Raptor.
I had to borrow against my 401K to feed myself organic sausages.
He is actually working
How in the world did this thread get over 40k views since yesterday?
Same way we’re getting many many thousands of views.
ChatGPT is scraping us, Grok is scraping us, Bing is scraping us, Google, Brave, etc…
The bots are everywhere.
Same way we’re getting many many thousands of views.
ChatGPT is scraping us, Grok is scraping us, Bing is scraping us, Google, Brave, etc…
The bots are everywhere.
It went up really fast
Ill take full credit for that.
It would be nice if we had some real people viewing
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