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Gumby finally retires

gumby · 2026-07-01 23:06 · 1848 views

My wife needs hip replacement, then I will....I done f'ed her hip up pounding on it all these years.



Said before it you fags could

My wife needs hip replacement, then I will....I done f'ed her hip up pounding on it all these years.



Said before it you fags could

She only orally pleased me.


Congratulations on a well deserved and earned retirement my friend.

Turd! Where have you been?


My wife needs hip replacement, then I will....I done f'ed her hip up pounding on it all these years.



Said before it you fags could

We were actually gonna say it was her boyfriend that did that!

Turd! Where have you been?


Turkish gay prison

Turkish gay prison

Oh, so vacation for him?

Oh, so vacation for him?

You should join him.


Fuck off asshole

Kick his ass.


STFU dickweed


STFU dickweed

Bitch

My buddy died 1 day before I retired
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Very sorry to hear! When ours passed away, got another not to replace, but to fill the empty spot we missed....
Very sorry to hear! When ours passed away, got another not to replace, but to fill the empty spot we missed....

It wasn't my dog. But he waited every day for me when I was delivering to get his treat.

It wasn't my dog. But he waited every day for me when I was delivering to get his treat.


Knew you were retiring, couldnt go on without you.


Knew you were retiring, couldnt go on without you.

That dog would start crying if I was a block away. Acted like it didn't have any food for days.

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I heard through an inside source that the kill you before you collect a million.



Better watch out.

They want you dead the second you retire.

They want you dead the second you retire.


Not really true. They probably want you to get at least one or two checks before you kick the bucket. What nice guys!

Who's Gumby?

He retired

Some asshole

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