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@1030 said โ†—I got whiskey D! I went for an hour as opposed to my normal 2 minutes! For some inexplicable reason my wife wasn't happy... I'm sleeping on the couch!Ahahahha been there. Normally I just give up after I few minutes. I'm like "it's not gonna happen"One time I was fucking this smoke show Brazilian chick and she started crying.. She said "nobody's ever not been able to get hard for me!!" ๐Ÿ˜ญI said."Well guess what bitch!?"But luckily I my shits been on point lately. Shout out to Blue Chew man. They should fucking sponsor me. I'll wear a patch on my UPS Uniform or some shit.bitch!?"
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I got whiskey D! I went for an hour as opposed to my normal 2 minutes! For some inexplicable reason my wife wasn't happy... I'm sleeping on the couch!

Ahahahha been there. Normally I just give up after I few minutes. I'm like "it's not gonna happen"


One time I was fucking this smoke show Brazilian chick and she started crying.. She said "nobody's ever not been able to get hard for me!!" ๐Ÿ˜ญ


I said."Well guess what bitch!?"

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I got whiskey D! I went for an hour as opposed to my normal 2 minutes! For some inexplicable reason my wife wasn't happy... I'm sleeping on the couch!

Ahahahha been there. Normally I just give up after I few minutes. I'm like "it's not gonna happen"


One time I was fucking this smoke show Brazilian chick and she started crying.. She said "nobody's ever not been able to get hard for me!!" ๐Ÿ˜ญ


I said."Well guess what bitch!?"


But luckily I my shits been on point lately. Shout out to Blue Chew man. They should fucking sponsor me. I'll wear a patch on my UPS Uniform or some shit.