Damn I remembered how to login
You bring any fat girls with ya?
Anyone's kids have night terrors or sleep walking episodes
Scary shit
I was on vacation one time had a few to many. woke up starting to piss in the closet with my wife yelling at me
Does that count?
It was just an old privacy lock. Twist thr handle and it locks. It was probably close to 40 years old, it just snapped off.
The handle i bought was slightly different.
And my wife is like this isn't the same
No shit
They probably don't even make them anymore
Did you have to preface it with
”No shit”
lmfao I’d have said the same thing
Did you have to preface it with
”No shit”
lmfao I’d have said the same thing
Ever tried to get parts for an old toilet?


I was on vacation one time had a few to many. woke up starting to piss in the closet with my wife yelling at me
Does that count?
Absolutely. Why did she stop you it was a hotel.
Did you have to preface it with
”No shit”
lmfao I’d have said the same thing
Im like whatever
Who goves a flying fuck?
Reverse card to give the monster a nightmare?
Lol.
I dream about home invasions, and holding a gun that won't fire.
Nice to know I'm not the only clown with messed up dreams...
I don't dream. These kids need to move out already.
Not entirely his fault. The site glitched out for a bit there... Lol. He was triple posting.
Hes a posting whore with mental issues
We had to put our Molly Cat down yesterday. Five years old with total kidney failure.

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