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We had 4000 lbs of air today. Just getting pounded with Amazon NDA. So weird. Little Amazon envelope, NDA.
You mean shit she wants you to buy or asking what shit you want her to buy?
Shit she thinks will make my life easier.
She did get me a belt clip power bank on Black Friday. I'll use it when hell freezes over, but it was sweet of her.
I need more things like I need a hole in the head.
We had 4000 lbs of air today. Just getting pounded with Amazon NDA. So weird. Little Amazon envelope, NDA.
We are supposed to be getting less but we are getting more
Shit she thinks will make my life easier.
She did get me a belt clip power bank on Black Friday. I'll use it when hell freezes over, but it was sweet of her.
I need more things like I need a hole in the head.
Tell her a blow job won't cost her any money..
Shit she thinks will make my life easier.
She did get me a belt clip power bank on Black Friday. I'll use it when hell freezes over, but it was sweet of her.
I need more things like I need a hole in the head.
Wait do you mean like a portable phone charger that hooks up to your pants? That sounds like a good idea actually for my hikes, smart girl lol
Tell her a blow job won't cost her any money..
i think you’ve now mentioned all the holes that @badideaguy can use
Wait do you mean like a portable phone charger that hooks up to your pants? That sounds like a good idea actually for my hikes, smart girl lol
i think you’ve now mentioned all the holes that @badideaguy can use
His own hole?
Wait do you mean like a portable phone charger that hooks up to your pants? That sounds like a good idea actually for my hikes, smart girl lol
i think you’ve now mentioned all the holes that @badideaguy can use
So it's not just me!
Lol.
I think he's horny tonight.
Shit she thinks will make my life easier.
She did get me a belt clip power bank on Black Friday. I'll use it when hell freezes over, but it was sweet of her.
I need more things like I need a hole in the head.
Tell you'd like a real watch so you no longer have to embarrass yourself wearing consumer electronics on your wrist.
Tell you'd like a real watch so you no longer have to embarrass yourself wearing consumer electronics on your wrist.
I'm not sure how much of a Cyber Monday sale Rolex puts on... Lol.
I do need a new watch.
I'm not sure how much of a Cyber Monday sale Rolex puts on... Lol.
I do need a new watch.
It doesn't have to be a Rolex. Get a damn Timex or Casio for $20-$40 that doesn't need plugged in to charge every day or distract you with notifications and bullshit.
I'm not sure how much of a Cyber Monday sale Rolex puts on... Lol.
I do need a new watch.
Your girl ain’t gonna let you get anywhere near those horny Rolex sales girls that @sailfish associates with
Your girl ain’t gonna let you get anywhere near those horny Rolex sales girls that @sailfish associates with
I should see her again soon.
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