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Corner Irish Bar

cuntmo1 · 2025-08-03 21:20 · 561943 views


Gonna be a late one today... Lol.

I'm not heavy.
Just gonna be late.

Getting too old to hang out on a work night?


I hope your wife makes you move furniture all over the house today because "it might look better there".

Gotta change the batteries in the 5 fuckin smoke alarms. I had to buy an 8 foot ladder because some of them are at the peak of the 11 foot ceiling.


@unionstrong is saving himself for marriage with @rickyb.

@johney will be jealous.

Gotta change the batteries in the 5 fuckin smoke alarms. I had to buy an 8 foot ladder because some of them are at the peak of the 11 foot ceiling.


Good Good


FU


Getting too old to hang out on a work night?

Getting too old to run on a work night… Lol.

My own stupid fault.

Gotta change the batteries in the 5 fuckin smoke alarms. I had to buy an 8 foot ladder because some of them are at the peak of the 11 foot ceiling.

Did your wife renew your life insurance right before she suggested you climb a huge ladder she’ll be holding the base of?


You're welcome

Did your wife renew your life insurance right before she suggested you climb a huge ladder she’ll be holding the base of?


She told me she did.

Getting too old to run on a work night… Lol.

My own stupid fault.


You will never be legendary


@johney will be jealous.

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I hope your wife makes you move furniture all over the house today because "it might look better there".

You are wise beyond your years

Did your wife renew your life insurance right before she suggested you climb a huge ladder she’ll be holding the base of?

I don’t let her near the ladder. I signed some sort of paperwork a few weeks ago.


You are wise beyond your years

Go wipe an ass…


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I don’t let her near the ladder. I signed some sort of paperwork a few weeks ago.


DNR

You are wise beyond your years


More like a wise ass.


Lol


Just happened to an elderly man on my route. Fell backwards reaching while painting his porch. He fell backwards and hit his head off the sidewalk. He died almost instantly

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