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cuntmo1 · 2025-08-03 21:20 · 559603 views

Just happened to an elderly man on my route. Fell backwards reaching while painting his porch. He fell backwards and hit his head off the sidewalk. He died almost instantly

Sounds like he did a back flip after his wife drove him crazy, “you missed a spot”


Sounds like he did a back flip after his wife drove him crazy, “you missed a spot”

His wife passed away a few years ago

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Just happened to an elderly man on my route. Fell backwards reaching while painting his porch. He fell backwards and hit his head off the sidewalk. He died almost instantly

Did u help him

Did u help him


I wasn't there.


@tourists24 go watch me choke on a bag of dicks

No thanks pal. I like you and all, but there are boundaries


Did u help him

He gave him mouth to cock resuscitation

No thanks pal. I like you and all, but there are boundaries


You sing a different toon after a few beers.


He gave him mouth to cock resuscitation

SOB.


You sing a different toon after a few beers.

He can’t sing with his mouth full…


Your parents…they never had a religion? I find that hard to believe .

I was baptized I know that. But that was before my mom married my dad when I was 5 years old. My dad is an athiest. After they got married I know I never went to church after that. And my mom isn't religious as far as I know anymore. Or at least doesn't mention anything about it.

He can’t sing with his mouth full…


That's @tourists24

@scratch
FU


I hope your wife makes you move furniture all over the house today because "it might look better there".

and you always end up moving everything back to where it was before

Taylor Swift can fuck right off


Gotta change the batteries in the 5 fuckin smoke alarms. I had to buy an 8 foot ladder because some of them are at the peak of the 11 foot ceiling.

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and you always end up moving everything back to where it was before


Truth

Taylor Swift can fuck right off


Settle down



Settle down

You’re probably a Swifty


Even worse is when you paint then she decides she doesn't like the color. Even if she picked the color to paint.

Even worse is when you paint then she decides she doesn't like the color. Even if she picked the color to paint.


My wife knows better.
Im lazy she lucky if I paint it once.

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