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A nigga can’t catch a break…
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Did you ever have sex in a hospital room ? Lmao I did once
Reminds me of this joke:A woman patient in a hospital had been in a coma for a number of years. Each day a nurse gave her a bed bath. One day while washing her private parts she notices that the monitor shows an increase in heart rate.
The nurse tells a Doctor, and the doctor considers the results and calls her husband.
When he arrives the Doctor suggests that oral sex may help. The husband agrees and they pull the curtain around the bed for privacy.30 minutes later the monitor shows her heart and breathing has stopped, then she flatlines and is obviously dead.
The Dr rushes in and asks the husband what happened, he looks at the doctor and says "I don't know, maybe she choked."
Bf6 release day bro you better run your ass off so you can hop online with me later
Oh shit does it!?? Damn! I'm too poor to afford it unfortunately.
I wouldn’t either. His Mac & Cheese is good though.
I'm disappointed. Find some fainting goats.
Them poor fuckers are so much fun. 😂
There is always cow tipping
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