@pkgdriver go fetch me a beer
FO
I’m getting Eggs.

May this be the man to work on your car next.......
vw things are cool but I despise that color

I used to love "Don't sheet any missed, bring them to the office for our special scanner". I'd take a photo of those messages.
Their newest scam is out of service area.
I just put missed nobody ever says anything to me.
You mother fucker
I hope.your wife talks to you all day.
My wife has gotten smart to my way of ignoring her. I used to be able to shake my head when she was talking and she was assuming I was listening.
Now she asked me questions and gives me a quiz. I have no idea what she said and then I’m in deep shit.
To her benefit, I have agreed to things I did not realize I did by just saying, “yes, dear”

My wife has gotten smart to my way of ignoring her. I used to be able to shake my head when she was talking and she was assuming I was listening.
Now she asked me questions and gives me a quiz. I have no idea what she said and then I’m in deep shit.
To her benefit, I have agreed to things I did not realize I did by just saying, “yes, dear”
This is the advice I give to newly wed men. Women are crafty though in thinking of ways to make us even more miserable with them.
You jacked off in a pan with who the fuck knows what?
But I'm wearing that batman mask in all of them, so it should be okay.
Pics....asking for a friend in Pennsylvania.
Bluetooth temp gauge?
Rookie.
Wi-Fi and Bluetooth I had to leave, but I still wanted to make sure it was cooking properly. I’m back now and keeping an eye on it with a beer in my hand.
I saw that in Haiti when I was about six years old when stopped on a cruise. They used orange peels to wipe their asses. The shithole hasn't improved in over sixty years.
Heathens.
Dont they know about the 3 sea shells?!
Heathens.
Dont they know about the 3 sea shells?!
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