He asked me if I liked metal music while he was doing an observation on me, then proceeded to performatively do air guitar for me to see every time I walked from the door back to the truck.
He got hit riding his E-bike to work... Three times.
He didn't own a car.
He tore the mirror off a u haul at peak with the tail swing of a package car... Twice.
He wore his bike helmet with the buckle buckled into the building until he sat down in his desk chair every day.
I told him I couldn't safely make a left turn because there was a billboard in the way, I had to make a right and then make a u-turn. He said there isn't a billboard there. I had to explain to him at UPS a billboard is anything that blocks your view, like that tree. He still didn't get it.
He got served a labor charge and turned beet red. I have never seen a black guy turn red before.
He went to a leasing office and told them they need to buy an Amazon locker because it takes too long to deliver the complex. He was rude when they said no. They called and complained.
After he was demoted to on road supervisor again, he asked me if I thought his center manager was bi. I told him I don't know anything about his sexual preferences. He said oh, I meant bipolar.
He wore a jacket and beanie every day during the summer.
He bought a home in canada... While working in California... And transferred to Virginia to have a shorter commute home?
He asked me where I work... While I was in the UPS building... In my browns. I said UPS. He said oh.
He saw me drinking an arizona iced tea and said "wow, you are drinking an arizona iced tea, that reminds me of my home in California. In my garage I had many cases of every flavor of Arizona, and my neighbors would come over and say 'hey, can I have an Arizona?' they wouldn't say 'hey, what day is your birthday? Oh wow, I have the same birthday! That's so cool, are you younger or older than I?' instead they would just come over and say 'can I have an arizona?' and so that is why seeing you drinking an arizona reminds me of my home, California."