Corner Irish Bar
Shouldn't you be busy having your mom breastfeeding you?
My dad’s on a diet.
So we’re buying him pizza today. lol.
My wife fell down the stairs and broke the stringer with her ass
Did you check to make sure she was okay before you laughed your ass off?
Did you check to make sure she was okay before you laughed your ass off?
He won't be laughing when she doesn't give him any pussy
Honestly now that I'm looking at it this whole staircase is some harry homeowner bullshit. I can't believe we haven't fallen thru it yet.
Did you check to make sure she was okay before you laughed your ass off?
Ashamed to say it was the reverse order
No beer?
Nah.
Had a heart condition about 15 years ago, and stopped drinking pretty much because it was putting him in afib.
For all the company's faults, thank God for their insurance.
He won't be laughing when she doesn't give him any pussy
It's father's day. She can't be pissed and make his life hell for that till tomorrow.
Nah.
Had a heart condition about 15 years ago, and stopped drinking pretty much because it was putting him in afib.
For all the company's faults, thank God for their insurance.
Whiskey?
It's father's day. She can't be pissed and make his life hell for that till tomorrow.
Oh...
You aren't married young Jedi.
Set him straight @burrheadd
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