I was in the back looking for a package and when I was coming out to deliver the motherfucker was at the bottom of my steps with his hands on the frame and said " where's my package?"
I wanted to drop kick the mf so bad.
Said I can't find it. So gotta circle back to make it my last stop. Fuckin prick face.
I like my Apple Watch.
But Apple products either end up being the same product pushed as something new every year, or else add creepy features to their stuff.
My iPhone still has a button on it. 😂
Every man should own a good watch.
Cats out of the bag I presume?
Idk wut ur talkm bout. I'm just happy for him he finally retired.
Ypur.wife only needs an egg timer.
TF are you still doing up? Your capacity for alcohol consumption always surprises me.
TF are you still doing up? Your capacity for alcohol consumption always surprises me.
Legendary style
And
FU
Goodbye and goodnight
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