Never ashamed, always offended.
Perhaps
Just got back from helping to look for a missing boater. He is from the next town up the coast and decided to remove his boat at our Town Wharf. He sent his wife ahead to wait for him with his trailer. He never made it. He crashed on some rocks that his kid assured me that he knew about. He either was pushed ashore or swam ashore. Anyway a local resident called 911 to report him in their house. The local ambulance took him to hospital. His trailer is still in the parking lot at the wharf. Police just reported that they could not locate the boat, my guess is that it is sunk. I asked his family if he had running lights on the boat, they replied that he had a single headlamp.
All of you hateful SOB’s can’t bring me down tonight. Costco brought the churro back!!! Woo hoo!

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I can't believe I'm saying this but...
You should go back to speech to text. Your twitter fingers are even less intelligible.
I can't believe I'm saying this but...
You should go back to speech to text. Your twitter fingers are even less intelligible.
I need a bigger keyboard
damn fellas never thought much about getting old. Tomorrow is my 50 year high school reunion think about that for a minute
damn fellas never thought much about getting old. Tomorrow is my 50 year high school reunion think about that for a minute

Gonna walk in that muthafucka like this
damn fellas never thought much about getting old. Tomorrow is my 50 year high school reunion think about that for a minute
You old hippie bastard. You’re one year younger than me.
damn fellas never thought much about getting old. Tomorrow is my 50 year high school reunion think about that for a minute
Getting old for the birds, happens to the best of us though!
damn fellas never thought much about getting old. Tomorrow is my 50 year high school reunion think about that for a minute
U r lyk... Old
Oh boy..
You worked for UPS longer than he's been a highschool graduate gtfoh kettle meet pot
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