Firing squads have a zero percent failure rate.
I know how I'd want to go.
We will just lock you up in a room with Cosmo1 while you are wearing a retarded Shirt
Corner Irish Bar
Eight hour day, bitch
17 to go here. I'm getting the fock outta here. Already made enough money this week.
We're on Plan C right now. Lmao.
Don't tell on me.
You pick her up at the local AA meeting?
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hey, everyone. its finally COCKtober 🍆🎃 so u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 🎃 IT'S TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉ASS😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦
WTF?
Tell her you’ll settle for a lap dance and a blowie
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Blowie...are you even married?
🤣
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We need you to sweep the UPS store.
Hard pass, a man of my statue doesn’t sweep UPS stores!!!
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